I've been almost bored to tears this week...agh....work is dragging because we have a jury trial in which we've all learned more about cedar trees than we'll ever want to know...basically somebody accidently cleared someone else's woods and for almost fifteen years they've been fighting over it...yeah that's healthy...lol...blah...
anyway, I was trying to think of ways to entertain myself while I sat in Court (paint, do Christmas cards, etc.), but the jury can see most of what I'm doing, so I can't be blantantly not listening or distracting...so yesterday I was writing down phrases that the attorneys would say that, out of context, would sound humorous or silly...here are some of my favorites....
"can I read"
"do you mind"
"I told you he had stumps"
"The stumps would be moist"
"I told you"
etc....
It was a fun little word game to keep me from falling asleep...
well we are fixing to go back in Court...they are alomst done and actually some of it has been interesting...but I gotta say...after 15 years, I think he should let it go....good grief...
well umm...not much else interesting happening...I guess I should post about my riveting evenings soon...I must confess that last night I spent a lot of time searching for graphics to "one up" Queeny!!! lolololol....have you seen her journal? It's beautimous...I'm so jealous!!! lol...but since we're brain twins, I have to comment that I'm sure the glitches in the top right corner and bottom right corner are driving her bonkers...lol...cuz when I was messing around with my layout a little and noticed those types of glitches it drove me crazy trying to make them go away...I empathize with ya Brain Twin..and also, I can't see your pretty font cuz I've never downloaded that font...but I think I will sometime....
ok...I better go...I love this song that's on...Feliz Navidad....I think it is one of my very favorite Christmas songs...it came on last night on my drive home and I'm sure other motorists thought I had terrets syndrome or something...I was getting as jiggy with it as any white girl can....lololol!!!
oh well...Happy Hump Day!!
Lots of Love to the Journal Angels...
*smoochies*
::not going to proof read...hoping that there aren't any gianormous typos...who am I kidding I'll proof read...lol...bye
2 weeks ago
5 comments:
Yep, you're right :) They're driving me crazy!! LOL :) Oh, well, I think I know a way to fix it!! It will take time, though, and I don't have a lot of that right now :)
I proofread, toO!! :)
Sorry you're as bored as a tree...or is it bored with trees? LOL :) Have fun gettin jiggy with it!! LOL :)
Okay, I obviously didn't proof read THAT time!! toO = too :)
"The stumps would be moist"....okay, I obviously took that very wrong....and very gross! I was going to say sexual, but that just doesn't sound right to write in someone's journal...opps, I just did it! LOL! I love that game.....I should do that....I bet church would be FUNNY stuff! Lots of Love!
umm...lol...I am not responsible for how ya took it...lol...but that's kinda how it sounds out of context lol!!!! Husband about died laughing when I told him that one...it was humorous...and I don't offend easily so....no worries...lol =)
I think I've invented a new game! lol...because there are so many places that that could be funny...
You are a riot! I so want to play that game at work tomorrow! Although we have a term at work...butt stack...I think that alone is hilarious! Whew! I love the snowflakes! That is so gorgous! (How did you do that??)
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